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Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near mars slushie
Released: December 2nd 2012
By: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Sung by: Mary Lou
Solos: Mary Lou
Place: Auditorium
Episode: The L-O-V-E Ballerina
 Attack of the Radioactive Hamster from a Planet Near Mars is a song originally sung by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a solo performed by Mary Lou as her audition song into Star Dominion in The L-O-V-E Ballerina, the fourth episode of Season One of Glee: The Soul ScrapersThe glee club members believe that Mary Lou turned such a "crazy song" into a classic.

LyricsEdit

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

A race from a distant place

They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars

Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal

Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

The president, he's is a panic

The pentagon, they're in shock

There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock

Now the National Guard is out in my back yard

And the Marines'll be comin' around

I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town

'Cause the property values are goin' way down now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

They're back and they're lookin' for a snack

And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars

I hope they're not plannin' to stay

Who invited them here anyway

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp

And there's one the size of central park

They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth

They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark

Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys

You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot

They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world

But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

What a racket they're makin', Jack

They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars

Listen to 'em squeal

They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Hey Jack, you better watch your back

Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars

Well, well, it's called the

Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars

A planet near Mars


VideosEdit

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet near Mars03:33

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet near Mars

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TriviaEdit

  • This is the first solo to be sung by Mary Lou.

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