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Ironic
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Released: October 3rd 2012
By: Alanis Morrisette
Sung by: Kitty
Solos: Kitty
Place: Auditorium
Episode: Severed Strings
Ironic is a song originally by Alanis Morissette. It is a solo sung by Kitty Cole in the second episode of the first season of Glee: Paint the Sky.

After convincing her to audition and become the female lead before she can return, Devonne tells her to be the last one to audition, so she stays the freshest in Bella's mind. Ms. West asks her if she wants to audition as she begins to leave, and Kitty finally says yes. She performs an incredible acoustic version of Ironic, astounding Devonne and Ms. West. Devonne drops a hint for Kitty to become the female lead once she is accepted in the club, though Ms. West turns her idea down, as she wanted more time to think.

LyricsEdit

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
 
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
 
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
 
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
 
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
 
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
 
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
 
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

VideosEdit

Alanis Morissette - Ironic (Video)04:05

Alanis Morissette - Ironic (Video)

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